Ditch pig

Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes: A)Ugly B)Really Fat C)Smells of B.O. D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth E)Is Visibly Dirty F)Loudmouth Social Retard G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong. H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"